There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world...– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via kennywins)
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
We’re adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?– Meredith Grey (Greys Anatomy)