CoLo: Archive

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 25th

Sep 21st

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

New Yorker: Hey how you doin’ l’il mama, lemme whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that you might like to hear, You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft, Mind if I touch it and see if it’s soft? Naw I’m jus playin’, unless you say I can, And I’m known to be a real nasty man, And they say a closed mouth don’t get fed, So I don’t mind asking for head, You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed, And you can start usin’ yo head, You like to fuck, have yo legs open, all in da butt, Do it up slappin’ ass cuz the sex gets rough, Switch the positions and ready to get down to business, So you can see what you’ve been missin’, You might had some but you never had none like this, Just wait til you see my dick. Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Wait ‘till you see my dick, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Imma beat dat pussy up, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Wait you see my dick, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Imma beat dat pussy up. Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up. You fine, but I aint gon’ sweat cha, See I wanna fuck, tell me what’s up, Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth, Put my dick in, take your thumb out, There might be a l’il kosher to deal with, Wet fat ho’s they don’t spill shit, I keep a ho hot when I’m puttin’ in work, Wanna skeet skeet, you ‘bout to get your feelin’s hurt, Cuz I’ll beat dat cat with a dog, And knock da walls off a broad til she crawl, Like (OOOOOH!) Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat, Fuck a bitch on da counter, make the plates fall, Back on the floor she ain’t screamin she a nut so they crack, Crack…crack…Fuck that, bend over, imma give you the dick, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Wait ‘till you see my dick, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Imma beat dat pussy up, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Wait you see my dick, Ay bitch! wait ‘till you see my dick, Imma beat dat pussy up. Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM. Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up (OOOOOOOH!)

Sep 19th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 18th

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plushedout: abcdefghijkelseyz: foreverintertwined: tyleroakley: OMG. STOP EVERYTHING NOW. WATCH THIS. IT GETS FUNNIER WITH EVERY REWATCH. OH MY GOD I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THE KID IN BLACK are the speaking english? THIS IS HILARIOUS that kid is probably in critical condition now omg

Sep 12th

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